bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
Anonymous said: You're one of my favorite users!
Oh my gosh! I saw this at like 12:00 and I was blown away. This has literally made my whole week. Thank you so much Anon!
You want to read the story again. It was well written, and the plot was genius.You remember everything about the story. Except the title and author.